Most home theater television sets have a large center speaker sitting on top of them. This is generally the ideal placement, but over time, a heavy speaker will warp your TV set. A simple piece of metal on top can solve this problem.
The bigger the speaker, the better, right? Well, that's not always true
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, but it often is. However, these big speakers also are heavy speakers, and over time they'll create an ugly indentation in your TV set. Although that might be a great excuse to buy a new set, it's too easy of a problem to correct to let lie. Besides, you can't resell a TV with a warped screen!
To solve this problem, locate (or buy at your local sheet metal shop) a good size sheet of either 1/2- or 3/8-inch aluminum. Cut this down to the size of your television top, minus about 2 inches.
If you're not comfortable working with sheet metal or don't have the tools you need, a sheet metal shop (or even an auto body shop) can cut down metal like this for a nominal cost.
It shouldn't just be the size of your center channel's footprint; in addition to leaving you no room to upgrade, all you've done is added to the weight in the middle of your set. Instead, you want a plate large enough to distribute the weight of the speaker across the entire set, as shown in Figure 2-23. You can see that a little extra time resulted in a nice-looking stand rather than an ugly piece of metal. Paint the plate the color of your TV, place it on the TV, place the speaker on the plate, and you're all set.
This hack is really aimed at rear projection TVs (RPTVs). The newer CRT TV sets have some magnetic issues with plate metal, so I recommend against using a metal plate for newer CRT-based TVs. LCD and DLP televisions are not an issue, as they are rarely sturdy enough to hold a center channel in the first place.
Even better, you might want to consider taking some extra time to really make things sturdy. If you've got the tools and the inclination, bend the plate edges down. This takes all the weight off the speaker and focuses it on the edges of your TV set (which have the most reinforcement, from the sides and back of the unit). You need to test this out a bit because a heavy speaker can cause the middle of a plate bent like this to sag; you want to be sure the speaker doesn't bend the plate down so much that it ends up touching the TV set after all. Finally, you need to level off the bent ends, so you don't have aluminum edges wearing into your TV's top. You also can make the location of the plate (some have suggested using Velcro as well) so that it always rests in the same spot; check out Figure 2-24 for the completed stand, sitting on a TV, with the center channel properly placed.