Ladies and gentlemen, we have just touched down for an early arrival at Exemplary Field in the great City of Exceptional. I want to thank each and every one of you for choosing Transformation Airlines for your flight today. On behalf of our entire Exceptional-based crew, it has been a pleasure to serve you today in our transit from Averageville. Now that we are here, I can tell you that a dangerous weather system was headed for Averageville and I am glad we were able to get you out safely and on time.
Please stay seated with your seatbelts fastened for the short remainder of our trip.
When we reach the jetway I will turn on the cabin lights, signaling that it is safe to stand, gather your belongings, and exit the aircraft.
Once again, ...