3. Retox for life
Bring on the booze and fags – you know you want to. Try this weekend retox and see whether a lot of what you fancy does you any good.
Frightening health reports have us regarding our food and drink with suspicion. You never know what is going to be found to be lethal for us next.
Everything is terrible for you. Meat? Awful. Dairy products? Forget it. White bread? Bad idea. Actually, all wheat comes to your bread bin via Satan’s inner sanctum. It is baked in the fires of hell and is there simply to cause you to put on weight and then have a heart attack before your time. Vitamins aren’t that great for you either because you never know what the capsules they’re contained in are made of. And you could be overdoing them anyway. ...