June 2010
Beginner
408 pages
9h 53m
English
Stop me if you've heard this one before: An efficiency expert intercepts a 911 call from a desperate boss, begging her to drop everything, don her flak jacket and sensible shoes, and zoom over now to do something about his workplace, overrun to the breaking point with unstoppable, rectangular blobs of paper. Throwing caution to the winds, our fearless expert pokes through the debris, and after skidding on a couple of 8½ × 11s and running her paper cuts under the water cooler, finally doffs her helmet and announces hopefully: "It's really very simple: All you need to do is just scan all these hard copies, and burn them onto a couple of CDs; in a few hours you'll be able to see your floor again." ...