Chapter 5
Composing a Program
In This Chapter
Reading input from the keyboard
Editing a program
Shooting at trouble
Just yesterday, I was chatting with my servant, RoboJeeves. (RoboJeeves is an upscale model in the RJ-3000 line of personal robotic life-forms.) Here’s how the discussion went:
Me: RoboJeeves, tell me the velocity of an object after it’s been falling for 3 seconds in a vacuum.
RoboJeeves: All right, I will. “The velocity of an object after it’s been falling for 3 seconds in a vacuum.” There, I told it to you.
Me: RoboJeeves, don’t give me that smart-alecky answer. I want a number. I want the actual velocity.
RoboJeeves: Okay! “A number; the actual velocity.”
Me: RJ, these cheap jokes are beneath your dignity. Can you or can’t you tell me the answer to my question?
RoboJeeves: Yes.
Me: “Yes,” what?
RoboJeeves: Yes, I either can or can’t tell you the answer to your question.
Me: Well, which is it? Can you?
RoboJeeves: Yes, I can.
Me: Then do it. Tell me the answer.
RoboJeeves: The velocity is 153,984,792 miles per hour.
Me: (After pausing to think . . .) RJ, I know you never make a mistake, but that number, 153,984,792, is much too high.
RoboJeeves: Too high? That’s ...
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