42. Hairbrush idol
You may fancy having a chart-topping single but you don’t want a chart-topping blood pressure. So grab your hairbrush and strap on your air guitar, because here’s how to get yourself a platinum blood pressure reading.
Everyone wants to be a pop star. It’s not a new phenomenon. Keep on smiling in the mirror, who is it you can see?
You’ve strutted your stuff like Freddie, performed vocal gymnastics like Celine and while playing air-guitar assumed the position of legendary guitarists like Eric Clapton, Mark Knopfler and Jimi Hendrix. You may be feeling a little embarrassed – oh no, somebody knows that I do it. Your dirty little secret is out. But it’s not as if there’s need for a ‘hairbrush anonymous’ group. I don’t know anyone ...