You might occasionally trip up as you clamber over the obstacles of London culture; the situations below are typical of the ones that might confound your instincts. Remember that a sense of humour is your most reliable companion in any case of awkwardness; anyhow, it’s what the natives use!
You are riding on a Tube train and pull into a station. You hear a disembodied voice repeating the phrase “Mind the gap” at regular intervals. Therefore you should:
Brace yourself for a shock.
Sound an alarm.
Mind the gap.
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