Don’t believe you can be a fun-loving non-drinker

Let’s look at a small sample of the typical jokes in greeting cards you can buy for a woman on just one well-known website:

  • •“Now she had reached 50 and recalling her doctor’s advice to eat more fruit, Jennie popped some cherries in her gin.”
  • •“Angela only had one glass of Prosecco for health benefits (the rest are for witty remarks and amazing dance moves).”
  • •“Life is always fun when Sue and Carol are off their tits.”
  • •“Because no good birthday ...

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