Inside Photoshop® CS

Trick 9: Coping with a Horrific Photo

(We SEE Figure 24.56 fade up in front of us.)

Figure 24.56.

(We HEAR an ancient theater organ groaning out its interpretation of the song “Feelings.”)

(We HEAR a guy trying to make his voice sound deep like Vincent Price's, and with far too much echo.…)

Boris Gory: Good afternoon, boys and ghouls. Today we have a very scary picture. You'll want to close your eyes and scream, but you can't. HaHaHaHa! The picture is called “Wayne and Pam.tif.”

(The scene dissolves, and you are back in front of your computer. And someone far worse than Boris Gory is speaking to you; it's Bouton.)

Bouton: If you open the Wayne ...