33. A handful of dirt
Dirt never did anyone any harm (live burial notwithstanding), and in fact can be good for you. You wouldn’t think that the garden is the best place for you and your allergy, but it may be just what you need.
Permission to get dirty, sir? Permission granted. But we’re not talking special phone numbers or websites here, we’re talking about common or garden everyday dirt.
It’s a fact of life that when children play they get messy. That puddle is to jump in, some food should go on my face and onto the floor, this wet mud makes rather cost-effective Play-Doh, don’t you think mum? It’s how they learn. Adults, on the other hand, like things clean, well most people do. In fact, the increasing number of personal, household and ...