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Money is the fruit of evil as often as the root.
Henry Fielding
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. Fields
A stockbroker and a lawyer were sitting in a bar, chatting
with the bartender. The lawyer listened as the others argued
about the existence of money.
“Of course it’s real,” the bartender said. “My customers
pay me with it. Look, I’ve got over a hundred bucks right
here.” He pulled out a wad of dollar bills. “See, you can feel
it, hold it, it’s real.” He handed it to the lawyer, who used it to
pay for the drinks.
“Big deal,” sneered the stockbroker. “I handled over a
million dollars today for some r