Congratulations! You have survived this training. Hopefully you even – dare I say it? – enjoyed yourself. But at the very least, you now know how to act in the office and in public. You should be feeling more amazing than you usually do. The air probably seems more crisp, or perhaps your vision seems sharper than usual; it’s different for everybody. But it’s not an illusion. You really are more amazing now than you used to be.
And to prove it, turn the page to claim your reward. Tear it off and keep it with you everywhere. It will remind you that your newfound greatness is not a temporary thing. Use your new powers wisely.