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Stuff You Should Know About Stuff: How to Properly Behave in Certain Situations by Tripp Crosby, Tyler Stanton

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Rules for My Waiter

We don’t need a buddy

No offense, but I need you to be my waiter, not my pal. I don’t need you to squat down to get on my level. My neck can handle looking up for a half-minute. And don’t you dare slide in the booth with me.

“Hungry? There’s an app for that. I kid!”

“Hungry? There’s an app for that. I kid!”

You’re not better than me

Hey, Xander (that’s always his name), don’t scoff at me for not knowing what vegetable escabeche is. It’s your job to know, not mine. Oh, and you should know that I’m basing your tip on a complex algorithm I designed that factors in how ...

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