The Big Investment Lie

Book description

No professional investing advice is good advice. This hard-hitting book proves it with indisputable facts drawn from scientific research and the author's own thirty-five years of experience in the investment industry. Michael Edesess exposes “The Big Investment Lie”: that an investor will gain by hiring professional advisors to beat the market. He proves that no professional investment advisor or manager has ever consistently and predictably beat market averages, not even Warren Buffett. While The Big Investment Lie allows an entire industry to prosper lavishly, investors invariably lose when they hire professional help.

Once you know the truth, you'll want to adopt Edesess's Ten New Commandments for Smart Investing, simple rules you can follow to invest, get a profitable return, and avoid squandering any more of your hard-earned dollars on bogus expertise.

Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Preface
  5. Introduction: Excuse Me, Is This the “Real” World?
    1. 1 The Beardstown Ladies versus the Professionals
      1. The Big Investment Lie
    2. 2 The Extraordinarily High Cost of Investment Advice
      1. The Amazing History of Brokerage Fees
      2. “I’ve Never Been Able to Get More Than $3,000 from That Account”
    3. 3 The Outer Limits: Hedge Fund Fees
      1. Let’s Do the Math
      2. The Highest-Paid Business in the World
    4. 4 Taxes Down the Drain
      1. Getting to the Meat
      2. The Dereliction of Duty of Money Managers
      3. Tax Avoidance Strategy in Investing
      4. The Bottom Line: Tallying Up the Costs
    5. 5 Why Do We Give Golden Crumbs to Rich People?
      1. Behavioral Economics
      2. How to Get Rich
      3. Golden Crumbs
    1. 6 Why Investment Professionals Can’t Predict Markets
      1. Active and Passive Management
      2. The Myth of Centralized Information
      3. Endless Variations
      4. Theories Explaining the Unpredictability of Market Performance
    2. 7 The Abject Failure of Professional Advisors and Managers
      1. The Unpredictability of Market-Beating Performance
      2. The Academic Research Record
    3. 8 The Market Can Turn on a Dime
      1. Market Price Movements Fit These Models
      2. The Random Walk Model
      3. There Are No Trends
      4. Let’s Change Our Verb Tenses When Speaking of Investment Markets
      5. The Market Always Turns on a Dime
      6. At Long Last Itô Comes into His Own
      7. Many Processes Are Approximately Random, but None Is Perfectly Random
      8. The Inevitable Small Depar tures from Randomness
      9. But Is It Worth the Cost?
    4. 9 The Claims of Money Managers: “Smoking Our Brand Prevents Cancer”
      1. How to Prevent Cancer, Fumarian Style
      2. The Booming Big Bertha Industry
      3. The Fumarian Data-Mining Miracle
      4. The Vast Tobacco-Consulting Complex
      5. We’re Not in Fumaria Anymore
      6. The Investment Industry’s Entourage Sprawls Like Fumarian Tobacco
    5. 10 Idle, Greedy Hands and Too Much Data Do the Devil’s Work
      1. The Saga of Seagull Unlimited
      2. The Story of Ralph
      3. What They’re All Doing
      4. How the Real Professionals Would Do It
      5. The Very Fumarian Moral of the Story
    6. 11 The Simple Rules of Nobel Prize Winners
      1. Markowitz’s Theory: Don’t Put All Your Eggs in One Basket
    7. 12 There’s No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
      1. The More You Leverage, the Riskier It Is
      2. Sharpe’s Insight
      3. The Greeks
      4. So Here’s What You Should Do
    8. 13 Investment Genius or the Thousandth Coin?
      1. The Thumbnail Histories of Peter Lynch and Warren Buffett
      2. Was It Predictable?
      3. The Statistical Analysis
      4. Anyone Could Do It
    1. 14 Effective Pitches to Sell the Big Lie
      1. Now I’m the Manager
      2. The Sales Business of Investment Services
      3. The Asset Allocation Scam
    2. 15 How Investors Delude Themselves
      1. Tweaking the Neuron at a Conference
      2. Stimulating the Neuron and Starving to Death
      3. The Donahue Story
      4. The Original Ponzi Scheme
    3. 16 How Hedge Funds Operate and Are Sold
      1. The Investment Reserved for “Sophisticated” Investors
      2. A Typical Hedge Fund Story: Long-Term Capital Management
      3. It’s the Story of Every Hedge Fund
      4. Why People Buy into Them
    4. 17 How Consultants and Money Managers Sell to Institutional Investors
      1. Picking a Money Manager
      2. Principal–Agent Theory Applied to Institutional Investors
      3. A Lavish Hedge Fund Conference
    5. 18 Derivatives: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
      1. Using Derivatives to Hedge against Currency Exchange Risk
      2. TIGRs and CATs, Oh, My!
      3. Hedging with Options against a Fall in the Stock Market
      4. Are Derivatives Dangerous?
      5. The Black-Scholes Formula
      6. The Many Pitfalls between Sales Reality and Real-World Reality
    6. 19 The Modern Slippery Slope of Business Ethics
      1. The Path of Deception
      2. The Faithlessness of the Modern Business Environment toward the Customer
      3. To Sum Up
  9. Conclusion: The Ten New Commandments for Smart Investing
    1. The Basic Premise: You’re Building Wealth, Not Gambling
    2. How to Avoid Wasting Enormous Amounts of Money Gambling
    3. How to Build Wealth through Investing without Gambling
  10. Notes
  11. Glossary
  12. Bibliography
  13. Index
  14. About the Author
  15. About Berrett-Koehler Publishers

Product information

  • Title: The Big Investment Lie
  • Author(s):
  • Release date: January 2007
  • Publisher(s): Berrett-Koehler Publishers
  • ISBN: 9781605093918