Muggers and Worse
In the heady days of spring 2006, I spoke at a conference of wealth managers about the relationship between economic history and market returns. Before my talk, a tall, distinguished looking advisor from a major Wall Street firm came over and introduced himself. Looking down at me—both literally and figuratively—he solemnly intoned, “Bernstein, for a doctor you write finance pretty well, but you just don’t understand alternatives.”
By alternatives, he meant the laundry list of then - popular, non-traditional investment products that his and other large investment firms peddled: commodities funds, structured investment vehicles, mortgage-backed securities, collateralized debt obligations, credit default swaps, auction-rate securities, and, above all, hedge funds.
All of these vehicles shared three characteristics: In the subsequent two years, a fair percent of them blew up; all of them charged high fees along the way; and all made the brokerage firms a lot of money. By not being skeptical enough about the motivations of the investment industry, millions of investors, and not a few supposedly sophisticated pension and endowment managers, lost trillions of dollars. The real tragedy was that this damage was entirely preventable.

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In every city in this nation and in every town of any size, people avoid certain areas after dark. It is the same in the investment metropolis, with one slight variation: Here, you do not ...

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