The Prisoner and the Penguin

Table of Contents

1. Front Cover
2. Title Page
3. Copyright
4. Dedication
5. Introduction
6. It’s Story Time
7. 1.      The prisoner and the penguin
8. 2.      The tattooed ankle
9. 3.      From Switzerland with love
10. 4.      The mouse and the car park attendant
11. 5.      The sample of one
12. 6.      The chocolate lover taken for a fool
13. 7.      Beauty and the two undertakers
14. 8.      The charm bracelet and the 52 fundamental errors
15. 9.      To dye for
16. 10.    The inspirational birthday cake
17. 11.    The management who fired themselves
18. 12.    When 250,000 people were wrong
19. 13.    The noisy engine and the quiet clock
20. 14.    The party with extra toys
21. 15.    The ad that didn’t lie
22. 16.    A model brand, a model brand manager
23. 17.    A little weirdness goes a long way
24. 18.    The agency that said “no”
25. 19.    The hamburgers that didn’t get burnt
26. 20.    The jealous Frenchman
27. 21.    The golden web
28. 22.    Flipping the harp
29. 23.    The power of two little words
30. 24.    The stars’ free gifts
31. 25.    The plastic people with the plastic smiles
32. 26.    Batman and the ball boys
33. 27.    The tiger and the committee
34. 28.    Some bins and some fruit
35. 29.    It takes all sorts
36. 30.    The stitching and the email
37. 31.    The spelling mistake, the backrub and 100 zeros
38. 32.    The lipstick and the airline
39. 33.    The bank that likes to say No
40. 34.    Brotherly love?
41. 35.    The woman of many faces
42. 36.    More than a promise
43. 37.    The incisive letter K
44. 38.    The meerkats, the competition and a healthy dose of necessity
45. 39.    Daddy’s good luck charm
46. 40.    M is for Mom’s night off
47. 41.    Good luck’s bad luck
48. 42.    10
49. 43.    No frills but lots of laughs
50. 44.    The no scold guarantee
51. 45.    The lonely smoker
52. 46.    The little car’s contribution to low-cost furniture
53. 47.    The glue that wouldn’t stick
54. 48.    The 5,000 failures
55. 49.    The bats, the prince and the sick note
56. 50.    The Dear James letter
57. 51.    If at first you don’t succeed, chew and chew again
58. 52.    Any colour as long as it is army green
59. 53.    A very special brew
60. 54.    The white knight and the choc-ice
61. 55.    A tired old story?
62. 56.    The 13-ton wristwatch
63. 57.    The Rolls Royce and the kettle
64. 58.    Red star at night, brewer’s delight
65. 59.    The no news good news
66. 60.    From the Isle of Skye to Buckingham Palace, a 171-year journey
67. 61.    Where’s Eddie?
68. 62.    The parsimonious boss and the $99 requisitions
69. 63.    The insanely great $50-million gamble
70. 64.    Would you, wouldn’t you?
71. 65.    The t-shirt, the fairy and the brand guardian
72. 66.    A drama and a crisis
73. 67.    Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
74. 68.    Frisky and playful
75. 69.    From bloody awful to bloody awesome
76. 70.    This little piggy went to market and found inspiration
77. 71.    In hot pursuit of an ice-cold treat (Part 1 of 2)
78. 72.    Stolen with pride (Part 2 of 2)
79. 73.    A meal so good they bought the restaurant
80. 74.    Appearances can be deceptive
81. 75.    Don’t mince your words
82. 76.    The April fool
83. The Morals