CHAPTER 5

Zombies Are Indistinguishable: Be ORIGINAL

It was a hot day in Portland, Oregon, and the bar stools in the common area of a half-dead shopping mall felt unusually tall to Julie, who at 5’10” doesn’t typically have this experience. She sat across a small white lacquer table from a normal-looking, clean-cut guy. He seemed a little tired from a long day at work. His name is Brian Kidd. And he is definitely not a zombie.

“I was learning to play the bagpipes, and I found a unicycle in a dumpster,” Kidd shared. He went on to tell Julie the story of what started as a personal challenge on the beaches of North Carolina (a safe place to learn to play the bagpipes and ride a unicycle, we suppose). Can I really do both of these things at the same ...

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