53Undercover UnMarketing

I've always wanted to be a private eye. Growing up watching the three Ms will do that to you (Matlock, MacGyver, Magnum, P.I.). My mission was simple: Visit multiple retail framing stores posing as a customer to do research for an upcoming seminar at an industry trade show. Donning an old baseball cap, T-shirt, and jeans, I set off on my search for the best and worst experiences I could find. Unfortunately, none of the 14 stores I visited could be classified as best because they all performed miserably. My initial thought was that some stores would get it right, treat me as a valued potential customer, and understand how relationships equal good business, and that others wouldn't have the time of day for me.

Each store had the same scenario presented to them—a young man in his street clothes comes in to inquire about getting his college diploma framed, which he did not bring along. So off I went, and that's where everything went ...

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