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Average and His Team Get to Work

average was thinking about how much he was enjoying being a part of Gorman-Scott Inc., wandering the halls and hanging out in the break room. He liked it when people mistook him for Excellence. It validated his skill as a makeup artist. He was now present in every part of the company, from customer interactions to meetings, product fulfillment, and administration, and even in interpersonal matters. Average could not believe how easy it had been for him to kidnap Excellence at Gorman-Scott Inc. and replace her with himself without anyone noticing.

When Average learned of the ransom note, he called an emergency meeting with his own team in the basement of Gorman-Scott Inc. He needed his team members to continue ...

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