June 2021
Beginner
304 pages
5h 56m
English
It all started when I bought an overpriced little black dress for a party that I definitely wasn’t invited to. And my boyfriend almost dumped me for it. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me just drop you right into this scene, mid-shouting match:
“I didn’t lie!” I sweatily shouted at Hartman. “I dressed up my dreams!” He just looked at me incredulously with his mouth open, not even able to respond to what was, in his opinion, my rapidly elevating level of outright insanity. As I watched him seriously reevaluate his potential future wife, I scrambled to explain: “OK, I know I told you I landed this client before we actually, technically did, but I wasn’t lying to you! I was manifesting! It’s different!” ...