I would travel Europe for a year.
That's not a job, that's a vacation. Try again.
I would own a business that I could live anywhere and only have to work three hours a day from a beach.
Very few people I know can make a living working three hours a day from the beach to support their spouse and three kids with the same lifestyle they currently have. Plus you would get skin cancer.
I want any job that pays me double the salary I make right now.
Except according to employee market values, you already make 15 percent more than you should right now.
I'm going to win the lottery so I don't have to answer your dumb questions.
How long have you been playing the lottery?
How much have you won?
Excellent! You're on track to quit your job and start your perfect career when you are 2,500 years old. Why don't we start over and let's get you that dream job in the next year without the lottery. (This is where I restate my original question.)
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