How to use this Book: Intro

In this section, we answer the burning question: “So why DID they put that in an SQL book?”
Who is this book for?
If you can answer “yes” to all of these:
Do you have access to a computer with an RDBMS installed on it, like Oracle, MS SQL, or MySQL? Or one that you can install MySQL, or other RDBMS on?
Do you want to learn, understand, and remember how to create tables, databases, and write queries using the best and most recent standards?
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We’ll help you learn SQL concepts and syntax in a way that will definitely make it easier for you to understand and actually use. SQL precisely the way you need to use it.
Do you prefer stimulating dinner party conversation to dry, dull, academic lectures?
this book is for you.
Who should probably back away from this book?
If you can answer “yes” to any of these:
Are you completely comfortable with beginning SQL syntax and seeking something that will help you with advanced database design?
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But if you would like a refresher, and never quite understood normal form and one-to-many and left outer joins, this book can help you.
Are you already an experienced SQL programmer and looking for a reference book on SQL?
Are you afraid to try something different? Would you rather have a root canal than mix stripes with plaid? Do you believe that a technical book can’t be serious if SQL concepts are anthropomorphized?
this book is not for ...