How to be a Complete and Utter F**k Up, 3rd Edition

Step

9

Don’t involve other people

Quote to avoid

“You can have everything in life you want if you’ll just help enough other people get what they want!”

Zig Ziglar (yes, it’s the guy with the funny name again)

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