It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works.
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock, or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete.
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.