Owl noticed Singed-Tail, the wolf formerly known as Big Bad Wolf, reading a cookbook entitled Swine in Wine. “Are you thinking about making another run at those pigs?” Owl asked, as he gently landed on a branch above him.
Singed-Tail growled, “Yep, and this’ll get me prepared.”
Owl probed, “Have you read anything else?”
“Nope,” Wolf responded.
“Nothing at all?” Owl asked disbelievingly.
“No, not recently. . . . What are ya gettin’ at, Owl?”
“Well, I’ve seen some of the other wolves reading The Sage Wolf’s Complete Guide to Hunting. I was just wondering if you might want to paw through the Getting Prepared ...