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Sell Your Own Damn Movie! by Lloyd Kaufman

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Chapter  |  four

Look at Me! How to Make People Want to See Your Movie, Part I

LLOYD’S DIARY, 6/15/10

My Facebook is down, so I’m having a tough time writing today. On one hand, it’s one less distraction. On the other hand, I’m going nuts wondering if anyone has commented on the picture of me and Miley Cyrus where you can see her hoo-ha. So now, instead of getting a quick fix from Facebook, I am stuck distracting myself in other ways, such a looking up what Perez Hilton’s real name is1 and whether or not I should buy a Christoph Niemann print for my downstairs bathroom.2 Please load, Facebook. I need you.

ONE HOUR LATER…

Still no Facebook. I honestly don’t know how much longer I can last before I start chewing off my own leg. My beleaguered, ...

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