Chapter 34

The Throwdown

I had a dream recently that Hugh Jackman came to me with a problem. He said, “I know you’ve seen all my love stories and I think I may not be a good kisser on film.” Then he leaned over and gave me a nice little friendly kiss. I saw what he meant. It was nice. Nothing more.

I said, “I may be able to help. There’s this thing called the Throwdown. Here’s how it works. The man desires the woman, but for whatever reason he doesn’t act on it. The desire for her continues to build and build until a moment when he realizes that it’s mutual. That he can have her. Then he throws down. The built-up energy explodes and he is kissing her, pressing her up against a wall, throwing her into bed, onto the kitchen table, floor, couch, ...

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