Cautionary Tale 1: The Last One on the Scene Gets the MoneyCautionary Tale 2: A New Marriage Requires a New Living TrustCautionary Tale 3: Sometimes Having Too Much Money Can Be a CurseCautionary Tale 4: Keep Your Opinions to Yourself If You Want to Inherit from Your Gay RelativeCautionary Tale 5: Don’t Let the Law Write Your Inheritance InstructionsCautionary Tale 6: Joint Tenancy Gone WrongCautionary Tale 7: When It Comes to Money, Family Loyalty Goes out the WindowCautionary Tale 8: “Probate Is the Lawyer’s Retirement Fund”Cautionary Tale 9: “I Don’t Want to Be a Weekend Father”Cautionary Tale 10: “It’s Just a Piece of Paper”Cautionary Tale 11: I Don’t Want Him!”Cautionary Tale 12: “Si, Si! Community Property!”Cautionary Tale 13: “He’s Got Too Many Friends”Cautionary Tale 14: “We Were Cheated!”Cautionary Tale 15: “Am I My Brother’s Keeper?”Cautionary Tale 16: “I Don’t Want to Die with My Daughters Mad at Each Other”Cautionary Tale 17: “I Lost the Bet”Cautionary Tale 18: “I Only Have the Children I Choose to Tell You About”Cautionary Tale 19: “I Want My Money . . . So Hurry Up and Die!”