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Java Garage by Eben Hewitt

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Chapter 2. Java Buzz

D00dle: yt?

Zoomz: y

D00dle: I was thinking about this cuz I was walking by the Taco Tico and I stand there getting tortured by Avril Lavigne and I'm all, All I wants this stoopid burrito and you can't give it a me without I gotta have this claptrap making my ears bleed.

D00dle: stop whining dude

Zoomz: no so I was thinking just like this: if i was in a band called the Yeah-Yeahs all my songs would go “Yeah Yeah Yeah”

Zoomz: dude I would SO buy your album.

D00dle: thanks!

D00dle: you do java rite?

Zoomz: ?

D00dle: what's the story?

D00dle: we got a new cto loves unix esp freebsd

Zoomz: does he hate m$?

D00dle: duh

Zoomz: thats like so late nineties.

Zoomz: is he cute

D00dle: as if. how do you know its a he

Zoomz: does that ...

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