
Chapter 6: 25 Ways to Use Quotations
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ave them quote you on that.
Decide in advance what unalterably true statements you can make about the content, the class,
the conditions under which you operate. Then, several times a day, with great flair, make your
pronouncements. In time, these statements will become a source of mild humor by which you
will be known.
Example: If you have discovered counterintuitive bits of information that will surprise their
scholastic sensibilities, say something like, “You may think knowledge is power. Knowledge is
not power. If it were, librarians would rule the world! The real power comes from putting the ...