November 2025
Beginner to intermediate
302 pages
10h 32m
English
Mittens1, Snowball2, et al.3
1 Department of Human-Cat Servitude, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
2 Pawstitute for Higher Feline Empowerment, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
3 Various Alley Cats
After millennia of research, eliciting the Servant Human Class (SHC) to provide food has become a trivial problem. Through midnight zoomies, staring at empty bowls, and loud guttural meows, the SHC has been easily trained to offer more than enough food through minimal work, through the technological achievement of the 50lb bag of dry food, which allows even poorer ...
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