How to Prove Anything

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On the Tardiness of Coworkers and How to Exploit It

Clocky McClockFace¹, Mr. Pink², and Boimans³

¹ Timing Department, University of Tick, Tack, Tock, Switzerland

² The Only Professional, Reservoir Dogs, Los Angeles, California, USA

³ Department of Nitpickery, University of Being Anal

Abstract

There is nothing more annoying than being on time to a meeting. It means having to wait for others to arrive and thus wasting a considerable samount of your own time. We propose a solution so that you can always be late while maintaining the precious moral high ground you need so you can complain about others’ tardiness.

Keywords: Shaming Coworkers, Tardiness Optimization, Obvious Math, Gaussian Processes, Meeting Attendance

1. Introduction

The tardiness ...