Chapter 21: Choose a Career with No Possibility of AdvancementChapter 22: Choose a Career with Little Chance for a Good IncomeChapter 23: Choose Lots of Education over Lots of PayChapter 24: Show No Respect for Your Boss or Fellow WorkersChapter 25: Don’t Learn Much about Your Job, Industry, or Employers . . . Just Wing ItChapter 26: Do the Minimum Just to Get ByChapter 27: Show Up in Torn Jeans, Unshaven, Unwashed, Any Old Way You Feel Like Showing UpChapter 28: Show No Regard for the TruthChapter 29: Display Open Contempt for Your Job, Your Fellow Workers, Your Boss, and Your Clients/CustomersChapter 30: Act Like You Are Morally Superior to Your Job and Your ColleaguesChapter 31: Do Not Be PunctualChapter 32: Don’t Hesitate to Have a Cocktail or Two at LunchChapter 33: Gossip and Sow Divisiveness at WorkChapter 34: Second-Guess Everyone around You at Work, Especially Your BossChapter 35: Threaten Your Boss and Employer with LitigationChapter 36: Look for Grievances at WorkChapter 37: Make Sexual Advances to Anyone You Find AttractiveChapter 38: Make Excessive Phone Calls, Texts, and E-Mails on Company TimeChapter 39: Play Video Games at Work and Make Loud Noises as You DoChapter 40: Make and Keep Lots of Personal Appointments on Company TimeChapter 41: Listen to Your Colleagues’ Conversations and Snoop on Their E-MailsChapter 42: Talk about How Much Better Earlier Employers Were Than Your Current EmployerChapter 43: Brag about Your Great Family ConnectionsChapter 44: Pad Your Expense AccountChapter 45: Borrow Money from Your Fellow Employees and Don’t Pay It BackChapter 46: Question, Mock, and Belittle Your TasksChapter 47: Flirt with Your Colleagues’ Significant OthersChapter 48: Proselytize at Work and Belittle Anyone Who Doesn’t Share Your Political or Religious BeliefsChapter 49: Say Anything You Want That Comes into Your Head