February 2005
Beginner
384 pages
9h 8m
English
I remember the first time I installed Linux. I said to myself, “Boy you're going to really thank yourself.”
Then I said, “Yeah, I know.”
Then I said, “Hey, you're not supposed to answer. I'm talkin' to myself.”
“Well, duh.” I replied. “I'm you, so I know that.”
“You're being awfully contrary. Whadya gotta go and try to start a fight for? I was talking about Linux.”
“Hey, I'm just having a conversation here. You're the one trying to start a war. So, which desktop environment are you going to use?”
“GNOME,” I said.
“What? KDE is way easier. It's way better-looking, too!” I argued with myself.
“You wanna start a war? I will argue with you,” my GNOME half said.
“I don't want to fight. You're the one being ...
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