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Do you know what happens if you inhale a lot of helium? Back when I was
an art student, I bought two canisters of pure helium for one of my works.
Inhaling helium, as you might know, raises the pitch of your voice. But com-
mon helium balloons don’t really raise your voice that much, and it goes back
to normal right away.
“BUT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO PRODUCE SOME REALLY FUNKY NOISES WITH THESE.”
So I exhaled with all my might, opened one of the canisters, and filled my
lungs with as much helium as I could. And everything just went black. I tried
to breathe, but all I could really do was gasp, as no air would grace my lungs.
I could feel th ...