Chapter 31. The Plane on the Crane
If you want to teach a California kid about cold, have him fly out to New York in January. Have him pack poorly, and then have him walk out of JFK airport at 3 p.m. with aforementioned poor packing, and watch what happens.
Wait until the sliding door opens.
Wait for it.
And watch.
I did not understand cold until I walked out of JFK in half a winter outfit. It was like getting punched in the stomach…with cold. I forgot how to breathe for four seconds. I looked around at compatriots and realized why they stopped inside the terminal to perform what I now know is an East Coast (and Midwest) ritual:
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Pull out the scarf, fold it in half, wrap it around the neck, and tie it like a knot.
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Gloves. Wool works, but wool won’t always save you from deep cold.
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Put on that black peacoat that falls well below your waist, and pop that collar up.
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Beanie. Wool beanie. Over the head.
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You’re wearing wool socks, right? Gosh, I hope so.
It took a few trips, but one January, I was so proud of my cold-weather habits that after checking into my Tribeca hotel, I decided to walk around in the bitter, bitter cold late at night. Stomping around in my fancy black Chelsea boots and 18 layers of warmth, I turned a corner in Battery Park and saw floodlights on the Hudson. Walking to the river, I looked over the edge and saw a half-sunken plane in the Hudson River.
Are You Prepared?
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