Chapter 22. RECIPE FOR A PROGRAM

Code Development Methodologies and Processes

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

Andy Warhol
Ingredients

1 bunch programmers (preferably fresh)

1-2 tsp language

1 target platform

1 project manager

1 pinch luck

1 sachet dehydrated training

Various industry buzzwords

Instructions

Marinade programmers in training. Add language, target platform, and season with project manager. Stir briskly until well mixed. Add buzzwords to taste. Sprinkle evenly with luck and leave to cook in a hot software oven until deadline. Remove, tip onto wire rack, and allow to cool before handing on to customer.

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