JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE DONE, A CAT FLOATS BY WITH BUTTERED TOAST STRAPPED TO ITS BACK
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, italways lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast tothe back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giantbuttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.—JOHN FRAZEE, IN THE JOURNAL OF IRREPRODUCIBLE RESULTS
People sometimes ask me, “What about accessibility? Isn’t that part of usability?”
And they’re right, of course. Unless you’re going to make a blanket decision that people with disabilities aren’t part of your audience, ...