September 2018
Beginner
264 pages
3h 10m
English
I get to travel on planes a lot. I'm always fascinated how often I'm called over for a random spot check when going through security. Maybe there's just something about me that looks random, or perhaps I have one of those faces that says ‘Pick me!’ Whatever the reason, it's nice to be noticed.
A security scanner in Colorado once revealed there was some anomaly that they'd discovered in my groin area. I felt rather concerned until they revealed I'd left a small piece of tissue in my trouser pocket.
That's my story anyway.
Having safely navigated my way through security and duty free, my next big task is boarding the plane. I do so in the vain hope that the overhead lockers won't be full, and I’ll be ...
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