
When I had the pleasure of visiting the workshop
of my buddy and YouTube personality Jimmy
DiResta last fall, I came away with one of the
numerous, plasma-cut logo stencils that tend to
litter his workspace. I don’t know exactly how it
came into my possession, actually. It just sort of
found its way in my bag. I really don’t know how it
got there.
At first, I was unsure what to do with it. But,
when I got back to my own workshop, I devised
a ridiculously obnoxious, Wi-Fi-enabled alarm
that flashes DIRESTA in red and sounds an ear-
splitting horn every time Jimmy uploads a new
video to YouTube. Dubbed the DiRestAlarm,
it’s one of the dumbest ...