March 2019
Intermediate to advanced
240 pages
5h 46m
English
So, these archaeologists go and exhume Beethoven’s coffin. They open the coffin and find him in there erasing a piece of sheet music. Startled, they ask him, “Beethoven, what are you doing?” He says, “I’m decomposing.” Get it? Decomposing? Ah, you guys don’t get the jokes unless they’re about photography. Okay, a photographer is walking by a lake and he sees a man drowning. He either has time to save the man or take a shot of the man drowning, which leaves him with a crucial question: which lens should he use? (I’m here all week. Try the veal.) Anyway, landscape photography is full of questions like this, and it’s also chock-full of bad jokes (none of which have been displayed here. This is some ...
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