June 2022
Beginner
272 pages
4h 10m
English
So, they’re all going to the wine bar again this lunchtime. You hate that. You hate the noise, the smell, the inane chatter about last night’s TV.
But do you tell them this? No, you do not. You need to be one of the crowd – blend in. You need them to think you’re there, in spirit if not in body, without actually being there. Easy. You get out of it by saying you have to do some shopping, visit a friend, go to the gym.
Don’t disapprove of the way they spend their lunch break – this will make them think of you as an outsider. Nor do you tell them you’re staying in the office to catch up on some work – they will think you a creep. But it is fine to say you are going to do some shopping and then find somewhere nice ...
Read now
Unlock full access