Dedicated to waffl es (thank you for being delicious)
and to Jackie (the love of my life) for always being
there to eat them with me.
— R
ANDY DRISGILL
To my dad, who was convinced that my dirty room
as a child was a sign I’d become a deviant. I’m glad he
had the chance to see my fi rst book and wish he was
still here to see this one, which was written in my dirty
offi ce. Thanks for always pushing me to be the best.
Miss you, dad!
— J
OHN ROSS
To my beautiful wife, Shannan, and my kids, Matt,
Hayden, and Wendy. You guys are way too funny,
and I would much rather play with you than work or
write. So thank you for understanding and letting me
get another book done.
— J
ACOB J. SANFORD
I dedicate this book to my son, Kevin, who has
achieved more as a teenager than most people have in
a lifetime.
— P
AUL STUBBS
To Dina and Emily: I love you both very much.
— L
ARRY RIEMANN
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