
1
One Hour Photo
Portrait and Studio Effects
Don’t let the title of this chapter
fool you; the photographic special
effects here don’t take one hour.
Most take like 3 minutes. Well, 4 if you’re editing
images with one hand and eating a sandwich
with the other. If you charge by the hour, this
is the last thing you want to hear, but there’s a
way around that: If the photo effect you want
to use has 12 steps, do only the first 10 steps.
Then, drive to your client’s office and present it
as your “initial proof.” Then, drop off your dry
cleaning, go to a museum, have some dinner,
catch a movie, etc. Then, go back to your office,
complete Steps 11 and