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Ad-Libbing
Advertising Effects
This chapter is where you learn to create
the effects that will subconsciously
force people to purchase products and
services they neither want nor need, at prices
they can’t afford—increasing their personal debt,
thereby putting them, and perhaps the entire
country, on the verge of a financial collapse that
can only be compared to “Black Saturday,” when
the market didn’t drop, because it was closed for
trading, but had it been open, surely something
would’ve happened, which I would then feel
compelled to chronicle here; and that would’ve
made this perhaps the longest run-on sentence
in the history of modern